A How To...

How To Survive Korea During a 94% Humidity Rainy Season: 

1. Do Laundry- You don't. Unless you prefer your clothes damp for days, causing Mildew City in your apartment. 

2. Get Dressed- You don't.  Convince your boss and co-workers that it's against your religion to wear clothes.  They'll understand.  

3. Dry Off After a Shower- You don't.  Consider yourself and wet mangy beast for at least a few days, cause that humidity isn't working with you or your hair. 

4. Fix Your Hair- See number 3. 

5. Sleep- You don't.  During this time, you will be known as a raccoon. You will become nocturnal, but you won't sleep during the day either.  You will also inherit the dark circles around their eyes, and nothing will cover it up. 

6. Not Stick to Everything You Touch- You don't. You have miraculously become the lifesize form of Stick-Um.  Look on the brightside, if you lose something all you have to do is a quick body search and you'll find it within seconds.

7. Keep Your Skin at a Moderate Level of Oiliness- You can't and you won't.  Might as well sop up your greasy forehead before getting out that cooking oil, it'll save you money in the long run. 

8. Entertain Yourself- You don't.  You will sit there for hours because you know how miserable it is to move any inch of your body.  You have become a sloth, and it doesn't scare you. 

9. Exercise- There is no need.  By the time you've walked to work, you've already sweat out all the water in your body (notice: you're still not wearing any clothes, so at least that's less laundry to do). 

10. Live- Very Carefully. This will be a challenge, but this can't last forever, right?!?

Stay true, stay real.
H.