This post comes to you from all the single ladies.
Kid 1: I have a boyfriend. We kissed. In the mouth.
Kid 2: Ewwwwww!!!
Kid 1: It's okay. He's not your boyfriend.
Ah, young love.
Me: Who is this?
Kid: Dead uncle.
Me: Whose dead uncle?
Kid: My dead uncle.
Me: Why is your dead uncle in a story about Lincoln?
Kid: (silence)
Here's to you, Mr. Lincoln.
Kid: Teacher is a grumpy, lazy bum.
Me: What did you say? Ann Teacher is a grumpy, lazy bum?
Kid: No, teacher (points at me) is a grumpy, lazy bum!!
I should be upset by this, but the kid's smile only made it funny!
Stay true, stay real.
H.